30 Witty Witchy Memes for Women Who Blame Retrogrades and New Moons for Absolutely Everything (July 19, 2023)

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    Facial expression - Them: What is it like being a modern witch? Me, a modern witch: @tarotreaderpeter
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    Human - Him: You don't believe in all that stuff, astrology/witchcraft do you? Me:
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    Font - *me minding my business the moon: @blood.moon.bruja "show them how fkn crazy you are."
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    Product - "I'm very busy, it's a New Moon" @the_asstrologers THE NER TUINT BIE WETHER THE RINGE TAROT BEE
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    Eyelash - I don't care what people think of me, I'm busy. I've got magical sł t to do. And laundry, I need to do laundry as well
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    Leisure - Them: "How are you always getting everything you want?!" Me: olelo PIED @purewitchy AN KHA DI J
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    Cartoon - Me, trying to fix a lifetime of trauma with incense & meditation @Tarotreaderpeter U
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    Microphone - When people think witchcraft it's actually all just honouring treating yourself good. KM is "evil" but nature and @witchual_and_craft My life is just trees, now. Trees and champagne.
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    Cartoon - When that money manifestation finally hits @taretreaderpeter $0$
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    Sleeve - Me after ghosting everyone to live deliciously as a witch of the wood
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    Forehead - The way I look at someone when they ask me about tarot, witchcraft, or occult practices @tarotreaderpeter
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    Facial expression - Me when Im wearing my rose quartz and someone new start talking to me @witchy.crafty.artist لگ You must promise not to fall in love with me
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    Lip - I don't do drama I do witchcraft Fb/Ambers the color
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    Cartoon - Me choosing which of my special interests to hyper fixate on for the next few months. aliens deities crystals astral projection Akashic energy records healing divination law of attract
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    Smile - Them: "don't come in here with that witchy sh!t" Me: *coming in here with that witchy sh!t* @NORDIC SISTERHOOD
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    Product - Me popping up in conversation to add my magickal perspective to things. MAGICE B Chaosblemes
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    Purple - When the new moon is making everyone else act crazy but you thrive in chaos i do be vibin tho @Tarotreaderpeter
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    Building - VERCAL CLES DNY @tarotreaderpeter The sun & moon are both in cancer that's why you're overwhelmed
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    Adaptation - The way it feels when you meet someone and your souls remember eachother from a different dimension @tarotreaderpeter
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    Photograph - When you're a witch and someone with bad vibes walks into the room @tarotreaderpeter
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    Poster - wwwwN You look incredible! What's your secret? @tarotreaderpeter Witchcraft
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    Hairstyle - A Crystal I dropped under the seat in my car and forgot about for 6 months Me don't want to lose you again. @tarotreaderpeter N
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    Cartoon - My anxiety @TarotReaderPeter The pretty crystals in my pocket
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    Forehead - Having an astrological awakening like: @tarotreaderpeter Where the fok is my birth certificate
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    Line - When I show up to the party with open chakras and charged crystals @tarotreaderpeter
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    Vertebrate - The way your tarot cards look at you when you ask the same damn question for the thousandth time @Tarotreaderpeter
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    Cartoon - When you finally embrace your divine right to become the creator of your reality @tarotreaderpeter
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    Product - "Please universe if it's time for me to get my sit together send me a sign..." 555 444 888 @tarotreaderpeter 333 Me 777 111
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    Food - Your spirit guides watching you make a fool of yourself in the pursuit of growth @tarotreaderpeter
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    Organism - What a lot of people don't realize is that this leads to this XVI THE TOWER. @Tarotreaderpeter THE SUN

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